We are picking the office coffee setup together. Budget is right under $1,000. The hole in the counter is about 19 inches high by 25 inches wide. Read the cards, pick a personality, vote once. You can change your mind.
A 90-second briefing
A machine that does a real pot and a real espresso with a proper steam wand in one box, well, almost does not exist under a grand. Combos cheat. Either the “espresso” is a Nespresso pod, or the “pot” is a big mug.
So the real choice is: two honest machines, or one convenient box.
Pot loyalist: you want a pitcher on the table at 9:02.
Espresso head: you will wait 90 seconds for a latte if it is actually good.
Pod person: you want a button, then you want to go back to Slack.
Anything: you will drink what is there. You still get a vote.
There is no wrong personality. There is a wrong machine for this hole in the counter.
Step 1 · Identity
Not individual gadgets. Full office setups that fit the budget and the hole, more or less.
The AIRMSEN Amazon espresso clone was on the original list. We parked it. Thin reviews, office-unfriendly.
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Bean jar fills as people vote.
Step 2 · The tickets
Crib notes
The board