We are picking the office coffee setup together. Budget is right under $1,000, and that has to cover cups, creamer, filters, and beans too. The hole is about 20 inches high by 27 inches wide. We want a real pot and real espresso. K-Cups are not the goal. Vote for a combo, a single machine that leaves money for supplies, or write in a better idea.
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A 90-second briefing
A machine that does a real pot and a real espresso with a proper steam wand in one box, well, almost does not exist under a grand. Combos cheat. Either the “espresso” is a Nespresso pod, or the “pot” is a big mug.
So the real choice is: two honest machines, one convenient box, or one great machine and a stocked station.
Pot loyalist: you want a pitcher on the table at 9:02.
Espresso head: you will wait 90 seconds for a latte if it is actually good.
Low-maintenance: you want a button, then you want to go back to Slack.
Anything: you will drink what is there. You still get a vote.
There is no wrong personality. There is a wrong machine for this hole in the counter.
Step 1 · Pick a ticket
Tap the one you want. Singles leave cash for cups and creamer. Then drop your name on the ballot below.
Step 2 · Your ballot
Combos, single machines with leftover supply money, or a write-in if you have a better idea.
Combos
Singles (leftover goes to cups, creamer, beans)
Got something smarter? Pick write-in and put it in the note.
The AIRMSEN Amazon espresso clone was on the original list. We parked it. Thin reviews, office-unfriendly.
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Bean jar fills as people vote.
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